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October 24th, 2007
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“Oops, I don't know is that last voice list is stuck tonight. I started talking to this guy who was asking for directions probably people in talk. But anyway, I'd love Diana Drive, Diana Rexal(?) from Maple Avenue here in Northern Virginia or in the pharmacy. Just always gotta be out of drive period program while you're routing for chain drug store. Hope there it is the same gentle service. So I went on those forward phoned Abdul and space her and the cocaine are really high on the spaces because there are you know terrible items so it would have been a $40 coca and it said hey by the way I drug you out in the backyard at times I'm expired to ponds for $40 off the space here so yeah amazing pharmacist looking out for his customers my just $40 cocaine avail zero dollar cocaine and all I had to pay was 40 a bit raw so pharmacist rock you wouldn't get that anywhere else well you might get off it at your other independent drug store with a friendly pharmacist but I don't think you will get it at cost or dying from there I don't know, daily your diet good anybody so I that's the first time kind of just send them out to me and I well well well so gave the other try ok I'm mumbling. Bye guys.”

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From:ne
Date:October 24th, 2007 03:53 pm (UTC)
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OMG lol have you read the transcript of the voice post?
Funny
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From:happypete
Date:October 27th, 2007 02:09 pm (UTC)

yeah..

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that was seriously, seriously MESSED UP!
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From:gonzy317
Date:October 24th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
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OMG!!! Space Her is "spacer" and cocaine is actually "copay"... wow. Abdul= Albuterol. I had to listen after reading this because I was just a bit confused and shocked.

Auto-transcribe feature: NOT WORKING! LOL!!
From:technoshaman
Date:October 24th, 2007 04:38 pm (UTC)
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it's definitely on crack, that's for sure.
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From:valiskeogh
Date:October 24th, 2007 04:52 pm (UTC)
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not crack, cocaine
From:technoshaman
Date:October 24th, 2007 04:55 pm (UTC)
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Crack, cocaine, crystal meth, wacky terbacky, pixie dust, whatEVuh, it's seriously loco in la cabeza...
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From:happypete
Date:October 27th, 2007 02:09 pm (UTC)

I've been too amussed by the whole thing...

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to actually fix the transcription.
From:technoshaman
Date:October 27th, 2007 02:37 pm (UTC)

Re: I've been too amussed by the whole thing...

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Part of me can't blame you... *chuckle*
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From:happypete
Date:October 27th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)

whoops...

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my brain-to-fingers transcriber coined the word "amussed," which I can only conjecture means "to have become mussed."

Of course, I was "amused."
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From:geekchick
Date:October 24th, 2007 04:20 pm (UTC)
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I haven't listened to the post so I don't know what you actually said, but that auto-transcription is hysterical!
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From:happypete
Date:October 27th, 2007 02:11 pm (UTC)

apparently this is an "assisted" transcription...

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the voice recognizer takes a guess and then asks a human being to resolve or choose alternatives.

my guess is that the human in this case was lazy or incompetent or a very bad English speaker.
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From:kitwench
Date:October 24th, 2007 04:39 pm (UTC)
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Note to self : do not voice post
:D
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From:valiskeogh
Date:October 24th, 2007 04:47 pm (UTC)
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BWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

good luck on getting some cheap cocaine, if you find some pick me up a few baggies will ya?

ROFLMA
crying in my cube... seriously...
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From:gonzy317
Date:October 24th, 2007 05:41 pm (UTC)
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You know, I've come back to listen and read along about 5 times, and I'm still dying laughing.

I may die of laughter.

Definitely not going to be voice posting... EVER. ROFLMAO!!!
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From:gonzy317
Date:October 24th, 2007 06:00 pm (UTC)

I just had to transcribe it...

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Here is the real story, no Pete isn't trying to hook up for some cocaine. Omg, I may never stop gigglinge!!

"Whoops! I dunno if that last voice post took ‘cause I started talking to this guy who was asking for directions right as the beep went off. Um, but, anyway, I LOVE Vienna Drug, Vienna Rexall. It’s on Maple Avenue. If you’re in Northern Virginia or you need a pharmacy, just always go to Vienna Drug. Period. Paragraph. Why go to a chain drug store? Copays are the same, gentle (?) service.

???? Quinn’s albuterol and spacer, and the copays are really high on the spacers because they are, you know, durable items so it would have been a $40 copay, and he said “Hey! By the way I dug around in the back here and I found an unexpired coupon for $40 off the spacer!” So, YAY! Amazing pharmacist looking out for his customers. My $40 copay was a $0 copay and all I had to pay was for the albuterol. So, pharmacist rocks. You wouldn’t get that anywhere else. Well, you might get that at your other independent drug store with a friendly pharmacist, but I don’t think you would get it at Costco or Giant or whatever. I dunno, maybe you’re Giant’s good. That’s the first time a pharmacist has done that for me and wow, wow, wow. So, Yay Vienna Drug. OK. I’m rambling. Bye guys!"
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From:scruffycritter
Date:October 24th, 2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
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I wanna know what the Auto Transcriber is smoking.

Oh wait. I do know.
From:technoshaman
Date:October 27th, 2007 02:39 pm (UTC)
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Oh? What's it smoking? And how do I avoid the stuff at all costs?

Personally, I think it's got a bad bag of frop that's got ergot mold in it... you know, the stuff that's a precursor to LSD?
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From:dyanearden
Date:October 25th, 2007 12:59 am (UTC)
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...

I just snarfed my caffeine free diet coke.

*grin*

*hug*
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From:happypete
Date:October 27th, 2007 02:12 pm (UTC)

pretty silly, huh?

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you decaffeinated during/after pregnancy, too? or have you always been decaffeinated?
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From:dyanearden
Date:October 29th, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)

Re: pretty silly, huh?

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I decaffeinated a year pregnancy because it suddenly started keeping Elena up all night. I discovered that a very small amount (one coke or small cup of coffee) doesn't affect her anymore but keeps me up way too late at night.
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From:happypete
Date:October 29th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)

Re: pretty silly, huh?

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Yeah...Pam can't take caffeine anymore because it wires her up..she used to drink a lot.
From:sew_200e
Date:October 29th, 2007 05:21 am (UTC)
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I always knew you were on something --- Vienna Drug sells cocaine for $40 ... hmm no wonder they are doing so well ....
that is the funniest voice post transcription ...
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