BREAKFAST - A Suburbs Boy Living a Country Life
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1 big glass of water..it goes downhill from here
4--count 'em--slices of cooked pig "meat" (mostly fat, really) known as bacon
Bowl of dry cereal (Weight Watchers Banana Almond Crunch)
12 oz. Diet Coke (w/Lime, oh so tasty!)
Various pills and potions
Take that owenthomas!
Post-edit: Uh-oh...I know that wasn't 2 1/2 pounds of food and drink. Yes, world...I am now officially over 200 pounds.
Wow...Quinn's school starts in 12 minutes and Pam is just now pulling out!? Talk about just-in-time management...that's going to be pretty close to the bell.
!!! She just ran back in with the dry-cleaning bag. Complete waste of time she did NOT have; I would have taken the clothes to the cleaners without the bag, it's not more important than getting Quinn to school on time...ARRRRGH!
Okay, I'm late for work, tired, grumpy...I should have just rolled out of bed thrown on sweats and gone to the gym, and I would have missed all this late-for-school drama, and she would have had to make her own breakfast and take her "urgent I have to have it by tomorrow" dry-cleaning that she just told me about this morning in by herself. Noted for future mornings.
It's the sodium in the bacon and the Diet Coke, I'd bet. Water retention city.
Dude, you really should try my eggbeaters and salsa recipe -- if you can call mixing two ingredients and putting them in the microwave a recipe. Add some soy sausage links and you've got even yet more muscle-building protein. I recommend Morningstar Farms; the other brands I've tried taste terrible.
And furthermore, bro, dude, you're not a girl (being, as I've pointed out twice now, a dude). Mornings are different for them.
They're also different for gregorsf
. He has a sign on the refrigerator that roars, "COFFEE FIRST, THEN YOUR MUNDANE BULLSHIT." I obey the sign.