4--count 'em--slices of cooked pig "meat" (mostly fat, really) known as bacon
Bowl of dry cereal (Weight Watchers Banana Almond Crunch)
12 oz. Diet Coke (w/Lime, oh so tasty!)
Various pills and potions
Take that owenthomas!
Post-edit: Uh-oh...I know that wasn't 2 1/2 pounds of food and drink. Yes, world...I am now officially over 200 pounds.
Wow...Quinn's school starts in 12 minutes and Pam is just now pulling out!? Talk about just-in-time management...that's going to be pretty close to the bell.
!!! She just ran back in with the dry-cleaning bag. Complete waste of time she did NOT have; I would have taken the clothes to the cleaners without the bag, it's not more important than getting Quinn to school on time...ARRRRGH!
Okay, I'm late for work, tired, grumpy...I should have just rolled out of bed thrown on sweats and gone to the gym, and I would have missed all this late-for-school drama, and she would have had to make her own breakfast and take her "urgent I have to have it by tomorrow" dry-cleaning that she just told me about this morning in by herself. Noted for future mornings.